A long time ago there was a man named Tina. He was made fun of so much that he killed himself. THE END.
But the real story is that of the land of Andyth. Andyth was a mystical land of trees and stuff. Ok, maybe not that mythical. But it did have a good kingdom ruled by a noble king....no, queen...and she wasn't noble.....she was a total slut.
Yes queen loosey-goosey, as anyone who had slept with her called (which was the whole kingdom and then some), she ruled her kingdom like it was her own dildo.
She went to the market and would buy anything that would fit in her vagina and her royal asshole. So she bought a few horses and stuffed them inside her.
But one day on a dark stormy night, a sorcerer came into her chambers and put a curse on her. The curse made her no longer to be able to have any sexual urges, but not before he fucked her brains out.
The next morning the queen couldn't remember anything of that night. All she knew was that she didn't feel horny at all. Her royal servants tried to fuck her, but it was no use. She didn't have the same urges as before. Perhaps she had fucked so much that she ran out of sex drive fuel, she thought to herself.
As the days passed she noticed that her vagina and royal asshole where getting smaller for some reason. She noticed her charm was disappearing as well when no one was trying to fuck her anymore.
After about a month she asked a witch she had known for many years who would provide pornos to her. She wished to know what was wrong with her. The witch asked the spirits to let her see the truth of the matter.
"dear spirits, show me the truth that is hidden behind the lie" she said.
Suddenly a gaseous spirit appeared.
"bitch, why did you wake me out of my eternal sleep? You better have a good reason before I bitch slap you from beyond the grave bitch!"
The witch explained the situation and the spirit told the queen that she was one damn hoe. Oh and she also said that she was cursed by the abstinence curse. The witch said the only way to get rid of the abstinence curse was to suck the cock of a passed out prince.
She said that she would have to face many trials such as making a sandwich and reading words. This horrified the queen. Sandwiches were the job of wives, and reading wasn't something any normal woman could do.
The queen got mad and said "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
To which the witch replied "Madness?.......THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!"
And she kicked her out of her house and the queen acted like she was falling and died for some reason.
THE END!!!!

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