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Every day You die a little

Posted by penis-plant - August 9th, 2016


See, after my daily beat off I realized that in the grand scheme of things, we really dont understand what everything is, like if the universe was a machine we would not know all the parts that make up the mahcines. 

 

Lets say the machine of the universe was a dildo machine, one that your grandma would give to you on your birthday. So this dildo machine is used and you are happy, "Yay grandma, now I wont feel so alone anymore" But the things is that you are alone. Your grandma is already dead because...well....grandmas die. Anyways, the machine is used twice because you are a spoiled slut and need the bigger models to get your jiggy on. But you dont know what all the models are made out of. You know there are gears, wires, orphans that are used to power the unholy contraption, but you dont know every detail of it. All you know is that it uses spunk magic to give you that thrill that only daddy gave you before he drank himself to death.

 

But the main issue I want to cover is that we just dont know. I mean we could know, but we are too busy spanking it that we cant complete a thought without thinking of giving ourselves a fine how do you do to get the day going.

 

 


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