It is time for a new story. I will make this story here and now. By the time you read this, it will already be done, so naaah!
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In the great land of romanda there lived a bird. It was a lovely bird. It had gracefull wings and would sing in the morning. Its song was like heaven.
Then it choked on a worm and died.

But this story isnt about that bird, whose corps is being eaten by ants. This story is about a guy. A guy named..............um............
: hey, who is this guys name again?
: Bill
:what?
: his name is Bill!

Ah, so this guy's name is Dill and-
: It's Bill, not Dill!

Ok, so this guy's name is Jill.....why would a guy be named Jill?
: That's it! I quit! Fuck you! I have had it!

Um.........Lets just call this guy's name Rick.
Anyways, Rick lived in a nice home. But one day a man came to his door and sang him a song.
"You!...I wana take you to a gaybar! I wana take you to a gaybar! I wana take you to a gaybar, gaybar, gaybar!"

The man then choked on a worm and died......(cock joke)

The man went outside and looked at the world.
"Hello world!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! CANT YOU SEE IM BANGING MARS!"

The sun was out, and it was bright. I mean so bright that it could ace a hard test in a minute! (bom bom ping!)

The man walked and walked until he reached a river, and there at the bank was a beautiful woman.....robbing the bank. (bom bom ping!)

No really, she was robbing the bank! (bom bom ping!)

Someone kill that monkey at the drums...................*BANG!*

Well the woman was robbing the bank.................ah, no sound- (HIYO!!)
OH FUCK!!!!!

she was robbing the bank and then i killed the director! *BANG!*
You got anything to say about that mister hiyo?
(no sir.....)
Good! Now lets get back.

She was robbing the bank, so the man did the only thing he thought he could do. He ran to her and raped her.
What? Thinking of something else? I know it has been used a lot before, but man, she was HOT!

Well the bank was happy, the man was happy...even the woman was happy.

And and everyone lived happily ever after.....that is until the rapture comes and kills everyone because god hates humans.

The End!