More fucks, shits, damns, cunts... you get the point: more curse bombs. Much discussions on sex, alcohol, and drugs as well.

Thank you.

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(I will report you all for the following: not swearing and lack of harassment of another via a public website application. I can't track down your ISP (but pretend I can) and you will be arrested by sexy female strippers in cop cloths and take you to the naughty prison. )

Ok, this is just beyond Hilarious.

I pleadge all legions to the fag of the united steaks of america
And to the rectal-plug-ic, for which I stand
One station, under dog, invisible
With puberty and just us for all

It is time for a new story. I will make this story here and now. By the time you read this, it will already be done, so naaah!
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In the great land of romanda there lived a bird. It was a lovely bird. It had gracefull wings and would sing in the morning. Its song was like heaven.
Then it choked on a worm and died.

But this story isnt about that bird, whose corps is being eaten by ants. This story is about a guy. A guy named..............um............
: hey, who is this guys name again?
: Bill
:what?
: his name is Bill!

Ah, so this guy's name is Dill and-
: It's Bill, not Dill!

Ok, so this guy's name is Jill.....why would a guy be named Jill?
: That's it! I quit! Fuck you! I have had it!

Um.........Lets just call this guy's name Rick.
Anyways, Rick lived in a nice home. But one day a man came to his door and sang him a song.
"You!...I wana take you to a gaybar! I wana take you to a gaybar! I wana take you to a gaybar, gaybar, gaybar!"

The man then choked on a worm and died......(cock joke)

The man went outside and looked at the world.
"Hello world!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! CANT YOU SEE IM BANGING MARS!"

The sun was out, and it was bright. I mean so bright that it could ace a hard test in a minute! (bom bom ping!)

The man walked and walked until he reached a river, and there at the bank was a beautiful woman.....robbing the bank. (bom bom ping!)

No really, she was robbing the bank! (bom bom ping!)

Someone kill that monkey at the drums...................*BANG!*

Well the woman was robbing the bank.................ah, no sound- (HIYO!!)
OH FUCK!!!!!

she was robbing the bank and then i killed the director! *BANG!*
You got anything to say about that mister hiyo?
(no sir.....)
Good! Now lets get back.

She was robbing the bank, so the man did the only thing he thought he could do. He ran to her and raped her.
What? Thinking of something else? I know it has been used a lot before, but man, she was HOT!

Well the bank was happy, the man was happy...even the woman was happy.

And and everyone lived happily ever after.....that is until the rapture comes and kills everyone because god hates humans.

The End!

see, once apon a time there was this one guy who couldnt seem to eat his breakfast. he could eat lunch, dinner, and dessert, yet he couldnt eat breakfast. no matter how hard he tired the food wouldnt go into him.

so one day he set out on a journey to see someone who could help.
"where are you going steve?" said his wife who had been unsatisfided the prior night.
"Jill, i have had it! It has been too long since i have not been able to eat breakfast. Im sorry honey but i must find someone who can help me. i might be gone a long time so continue on with your life without me"

at that moment he left his wife of three years forever. he knew it would be hard but he had to eat breakfast again. it was the most important meal of the day, lunch and dinner were just add on's it.

steve had stayed in a beat up hotel that night. there were cockroaches and flies all over. he had to get some sleep though, he had a long journy ahead of him.

morning came and he tired to eat some pancakes, yet whenever he sank his fork into those fluffy circles of yum goodness and moved it to his mouth it wouldnt go in. it was as if there was a force feild on his mouth in the mornings. he drove off starvig hoping lunch would come soon so he could eat something.

he drove for hours and hours till it was near lunch time. stopping at a resturaunt near a gas station, he filled up his car and went to get some food.
the place was empty except for the workers and a in the corner with a big scar on his face.
the waitress sat steve in the booth next to the man.

"so, what brings you to this hell hole?" said the man.
"i havent had breakfast and im starving. i can never seem to eat breakfast." said steve as he looked through the menu.
"why not get up early? thats what i do."
steve explained his situation and the man had a look like he was suprised but knew what he was talking about.

"so the curse still exists"
"what curse? do you know something?"
steve forgot about ordering now, he wanted to know what this man knew.
"you have a curse passed down every generation in your family. it all began long ago................thousands of years ago....into the future!...........a a ...a .aaaaaa.a..aaaa.aa.a.a

"MEATWAD! you broke the tv again! thank you very much. now frylock will have to buy another one!"
"hey i didnt break it, your the one that threw me at it."
"why is the tv broken?"
"frylock, meatwad broke it. if he had doged it would still be working."
"did you throw meatwad into the tv again?"
"he said he was the one, the one can dodge bullets, so i would think that he could doge tvs too, so its his fault!"
"i never said i was the one, i said i wanted one, as in one bag of chips."
"wanted one bag of chips, i am the one...they both sound the same so its still your fault"
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(channel changed)
"today on mythbusters....."
(change channel)
"my name is criss angel...."
(change channel)
"welcome to x-play..."
(change channel)
"beeeeeeeeeeeeep!...."
(turn tv off)

THE END!

A long time ago there was a man named Tina. He was made fun of so much that he killed himself. THE END.
But the real story is that of the land of Andyth. Andyth was a mystical land of trees and stuff. Ok, maybe not that mythical. But it did have a good kingdom ruled by a noble king....no, queen...and she wasn't noble.....she was a total slut.
Yes queen loosey-goosey, as anyone who had slept with her called (which was the whole kingdom and then some), she ruled her kingdom like it was her own dildo.
She went to the market and would buy anything that would fit in her vagina and her royal asshole. So she bought a few horses and stuffed them inside her.
But one day on a dark stormy night, a sorcerer came into her chambers and put a curse on her. The curse made her no longer to be able to have any sexual urges, but not before he fucked her brains out.
The next morning the queen couldn't remember anything of that night. All she knew was that she didn't feel horny at all. Her royal servants tried to fuck her, but it was no use. She didn't have the same urges as before. Perhaps she had fucked so much that she ran out of sex drive fuel, she thought to herself.
As the days passed she noticed that her vagina and royal asshole where getting smaller for some reason. She noticed her charm was disappearing as well when no one was trying to fuck her anymore.
After about a month she asked a witch she had known for many years who would provide pornos to her. She wished to know what was wrong with her. The witch asked the spirits to let her see the truth of the matter.
"dear spirits, show me the truth that is hidden behind the lie" she said.
Suddenly a gaseous spirit appeared.
"bitch, why did you wake me out of my eternal sleep? You better have a good reason before I bitch slap you from beyond the grave bitch!"
The witch explained the situation and the spirit told the queen that she was one damn hoe. Oh and she also said that she was cursed by the abstinence curse. The witch said the only way to get rid of the abstinence curse was to suck the cock of a passed out prince.
She said that she would have to face many trials such as making a sandwich and reading words. This horrified the queen. Sandwiches were the job of wives, and reading wasn't something any normal woman could do.
The queen got mad and said "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
To which the witch replied "Madness?.......THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!"
And she kicked her out of her house and the queen acted like she was falling and died for some reason.
THE END!!!!

cool drawing user ImaFreekozoid made.

today i cam like 3 times to a picture of jerri ryan. it was so awsome i came again,

this is so cool to do. i love to cum in sexy celebs' faces. like morgan webb. i would do her. any one would.

i think the color red is a blueish kind of color that looks red to those who can see the color red and blue but seperate.

the user cockworkorange doesnt exist, but if he does that would be cool up the butt.